Ghetto Bachelor Recipe #1: Crunchy Fireball Tomato Soup
If I made a lot of money, I'd probably live in New York, New Orleans, Chicago... hell, maybe the nicer parts of Gary, Indiana. But I'm broke and live in Hamtramck. Damn near every day is a fiscal battle between being able to buy beer, diner stuff somewhat resembling food, or a somewhat casual meth habit.
I doubt I'm alone - there's a lot of broke motherfuckers in Hamtramck, so I give to you, Ghetto Bachelor Recipe #1:

Ingredients:
1 can Campbell's tomato soup
3/4 can Hamtramck city water (less to make extra thick....and uh... crunchy)
a handfull of Triscuits
and a generous helping of Frank's Red Hot.
Directions:
Put all that shit in a pot, except the crackers unless you like em soggy, and heat until you see a lot of little bubbles and some steam.
Eat. Go to sleep drunk.
I doubt I'm alone - there's a lot of broke motherfuckers in Hamtramck, so I give to you, Ghetto Bachelor Recipe #1:

Ingredients:
1 can Campbell's tomato soup
3/4 can Hamtramck city water (less to make extra thick....and uh... crunchy)
a handfull of Triscuits
and a generous helping of Frank's Red Hot.
Directions:
Put all that shit in a pot, except the crackers unless you like em soggy, and heat until you see a lot of little bubbles and some steam.
Eat. Go to sleep drunk.
Labels: drunk, franks, thatsgoodeatin







